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Two small regions of the human body may play a key role in determining just what sex really is, new research suggests.
Scientists uncovered this startling missing link after comparing the anatomy of a man and a woman. The two small regions, one male and one female, have shed much light on a social issue confusing an already confused nation of confused adults.
By studying the molecular data, the different body profiles, the uniquely different contours of the sexual organs of a man and a woman, and discovering the scientific evidence that irrefutably showed the fact that these organs fit so perfectly together, and then using a rarely used part of the modern human brain (the part which controls the almost forgotten art of common sense), the team was able to conclude with 100 per cent scientific accuracy, that only a man and a woman were designed to come together in true marriage, and that anything else simply wasn't marriage!
The modern scientific world is reeling from the discovery of the incredible evidence which confirms this, that semen from a man's penis (having entered a woman’s vagina!) is able to match up with an egg inside a woman and create a new human life!
The scientists are suggesting that the joy which comes with this sex act is related to the actual true gay (happy) gene. Happy DNA! “Is this true sex?” they have asked. "The sensation is incredible, it is clean, healthy, makes sense, and leaves both the married man and woman satisfied and without any heavy conscience."
Lead researcher, Dr. Youha Vorllbeenledastray from the University of California Rolls, said: "To our knowledge, this is the first example of a return to truth and common sense regarding human sexuality we have seen in our generation, and it is based on irrefutable molecular markers, as well as permanent markers (Of various colours, Plus we did some drawings using crayons during the quiet times to make it look like we were busy)."
Experts led by the well-funded Dr Secue Larbigot, from the American Society for the Advancement of Authoritarian Subjugation of Anyone Religious or Brave Enough to Speak Against Us, were at first sceptical of the study, (presented at the American Society for the Advancement of the Idea to: Let’s Think it Through Before we Naively Capitulate to Crazy Ideas Which Will Undermine our Freedoms annual meeting in Saltimore), and said more time and clever tricky stuff was needed by his department to refute the findings. He added, "Don't get too excited, you WILL still conform to our SS agenda. Hail Hydra!"
Research assistant, Dr. Bjorn Maleorfemale, has also released a secondary discovery, using the most scientifically advanced observational and repeatable science methods, which revealed that the rectum is only designed for storing faeces, prior to this human waste being excreted out through the anus, which is only designed for this purpose. "Poo comes out, nothing goes in!" he announced to the stunned media room.
The research is said to also provide evidence of environmental influences (the mainstream media, Hollywood, silly sitcoms, entertainers, YouTube videos, leftist politicians, Marxist controlled state education departments) affecting the widespread phenomenon they are now calling “impotensus commonsensicus” which has led to the near extinction of common sense in the West. Initiated by altering, or deadening, the activity of certain parts of the brain, it is thought that this epidemic, started by some extremist priests of the Western "secular humanist religion," then spread rapidly as the media disseminated this mind disease with extreme contagion like speed.
These so-called "epigigantic nonsense" effects involve a molecular modification to human intelligence called mass delusion, something similar to the same phenomenon which occurs in large groups of sheep without a shepherd being so easily led astray.
Dr. Vallbeenledastray’s team developed powerful new computer software to look for patterns to see if there was in fact any correlation with sexual orientation or modern gender stuff, and marriage. The results were stunning and reveal that men love women, women love men, they want to do things to each other which make sense, they complement each other remarkably well, as well as producing good fruit (children).
Astoundingly the scientific experts also found that gender actually does matter, in making a baby, choosing a jury, choosing a baby sitter, choosing a dorm manager for a girls boarding school, and in choosing a cleaner for the girls high-school shower block.
The results also revealed that an ancient gene called "Sinfromthefall" was still very active in humans, even though the species has apparently "evolved" so rapidly and many of our leaders have assured us of its eradication. During the research phase investigating this gene, some old reference papers and a big book were located in a dusty part of an old library, which made repeated reference to this "problem of mankind," and also suggested a solution called "Christ the Saviour." We were not sure though what this means. The book had "BANNED by order of the U.S. Supreme Court," stickered on its cover so I am not sure you could trust it anyway.
"I hope that this research helps us understand ourselves better and why we are the way we are. The science is in my friends. Men are men; Women are women; Men and women make babies; Marriage=Marriage. The other stuff is real and they have full equality already by law, and they are free to do whatever they like, but it just aint marriage." Dr. Yeeha, (oops), Youha.
The above is a parody of an article (with a bold headline as they all have) in AAP which is the latest attempt to provide justification for the practice of and the widespread propagation of sexual immorality and the discrimination of the rest of us. It is also a continuation of the attempt by the militant proponents of homosexuality to silence all opposition and to spread their movement be demanding priority in our schools to indoctrinate children to teach dangerous sex-education and recruit them as new followers of their movement.
Every child comes from and needs BOTH a mother and a father. Same-sex "marriage" intentionally keeps either a mother or a father from the child. Government should protect the child through upholding traditional marriage.
Please Speak Up Australia. Defend children and freedom. Say NO to the proposition to change marriage laws.
In accordance with s 6(5) of the Marriage Law Survey (Additional Safeguards) Act 2017, this communication was authorised by Craig Manners of Ngumbe, Malawi.
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